dramatisecho:

set ; i.) put, lay, or stand something in a specified place or position, ii.) to put or bring into a specified state.

juniperrain:

mortitz:

#Lestrade reminds me of that sarcastic single father #always poking his nose into his teenage son’s business #like #Dad why are you in my room what are you DOING #….IT’S A DRUGS BUST #DAD I DON’T DO DRUGS OMG #I know but you’ve been really standoffish lately and coming home late #and last night you brought home a pink suitcase #Son I’d love you no matter what but I’d appreciate it if you didn’t hide things from me #Dad omg Dad stop JOHN IS OVER omg #and on all of the first dates Lestrade takes them to the side #and is all try not to punch him #he’s my son okay and I know he can be hard to handle but #don’t punch him #or hurt him #if you do I will arrest you #you little fucker #HA HA HA I’m kidding I’m sure you’re great #and when the date didn’t work out #DAD THEY DUMPED ME #well don’t commit suicide #omg Dad omg I can’t #Or when the kid is younger and wants to know what sex is #NOT MY DIVISION ASK YOUR MOTHER #but Dad- #ASK YOUR MOTHER can’t talk I am busy #/shoves doughnut in mouth #And when later on his kid is an adult and announces they’re getting married #OH MY GOD REALLY?! #Dad…

I can’t, even. Reblogging for the notes, obviously. Read them if you want a snort in your tea, or coffee, or non caffeinated beverage if you are an alien. Oh! Oh! Just thought of another one!

#Dad, I wanted a holiday with JUST John! You just had one! #Well, I fancied another. #Dad! #And I have the room right next to yours…hello John! #DAD

Sherlock Countdown 9: Bespoke

that ridiculous mind palace of yours

I know what kind of man you are.

does that make me special?

I understand how difficult it was for you.

naturalshocks:

meds by Gregory-Welter

silentauroriamthereal:

carryonmy-assbutt:

don’t mess with Wedding-Planner-Sherlock

I love how Sherlock’s gravitas here is almost verging on the tragic. IT’S LILAC, JOHN.

jamarabee:

timbuktu-timbuktu-timbuktu:

(for the anon who requested something like this - accidentally deleted your ask!  :P)  

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…wut the frick frack paddy wack…?

barachiki:

barachiki:

barachiki:

"Oh, I thought … well, I thought you left already…"

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"I… just left to get my swimsuit."

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"Are either of you getting in?"

eliosu:

( From left to right, Granada!Watson, 2009!Watson, BBC!Watson)